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I’m not very good at rrrrrrrrrrolling my ‘r’s, but Joe’s a pro at it. I wish I had a recording of him saying ‘Rrrrrrrrrrrrricardo!’ that I could post here, because it’s very impressively rolled, I assure you.

So OCTOBER, wow, I don’t even, I can’t even… Well, let me do a checklist here. Legend of Korra Book 4, Star Wars Rebels, Smash Bros 3DS, and Bayonetta 2. This is like the coolest October ever. Mileage may vary depending on your love of these things, of course! Hyrule Warriors just came out recently and I am still in desperate need of a WiiU. I may rectify that in the coming week, though. Speaking of WiiUs, Joe and I want to start a Smash Bros night with any of you who are interested once the version of Smash Bros everyone’s REALLY waiting for comes out. We could probably be doing a Mariokart 8 game night right now if anyone’s interested! It’d just take a little coordination, admittedly, but we could broadcast on Twitch. I have no idea how to do that, though it can’t be that difficult. Just a thought, of course, just THROWING IT OUT THERE, friends!

Published on September 28, 2014 by Alex Kolesar

CaptXpendable

RRRRicardo, Here’s hoping something horrible, yet hilarious happens to you.
- http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
  
  If you want to throw out suggestions, we’re always willing to rewrite the comic!
  - CaptXpendable
    
    Oh, I would never presume, your far more creative than I am.
charles81

I don’t know when
I don’t know how
But I know something starting riiiiight now
Listen and hear
Someday they’ll speak
Like Ricardooooooooooooo
- http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
  
  What song is this parodying? Inquiring minds want to know.
  - charles81
    
    Little Mermaid, Part of your World reprise.
IDPounder

Lucy! Little Little Ricky is trying to sing to the foreigners again!
- http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
  
  Quick, stop him before someone gets hurt!
Hfar

Rrrrricardo Guy-jin Bartello: performing now for a limited time at the Nagasaki Opera House! Don’t miss this stirring performance by the master of rolling ‘r’s as he comes to Japan to show them how dramatic flare is done!

Ahem. Moving on. So Legend of Korra Book 4, Smash Bros, AND Star Wars Rebels released in the same month eh? Christmas has come early.
- http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
  
  A Ricardo Bartello/Ennousuke Nakamura collaborative performance would probably take the world by storm! With guest appearance by Kenta Diasuke, on pain of beating, of course.
  - Hfar
    
    The world of theater would never be the same.
KungFuKlobber

He’s fabulous, dahling.
- http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
  
  And check out that manly chest hair!
Lady Courage

Of course it’s Rrrrrrrcardo~ Do we get extra points if we CAN roll our Rs?
- http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
  
  You get one point for each ‘r’ rolled. Hurry while supplies last!
  - Lady Courage
    
    RrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrricardo!
    
    40 points plz.
    - http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
      
      Geez, you think points just GROW ON TREES?? I can give you 30 points, but that’s my final offer!
      - Lady Courage
        
        !?!? But!! These are AMAZINGLY rolled Rs! Lilting, poetic, graceful, dripping enchantingly off my tongue! Suuuurely you can do better than that?
Mike

Yeah, how come they don’t speak the universal language? I mean English, of course.
- http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
  
  I thought you meant Basic.
  - John Smith
    
    He means money, of course!
    - Nameless Marauder
      
      if money is the universal language, what language is spoken in regions where the barter system still works?
      - Hfar
        
        A weird one.
  - Mike
    
    Same thing silly. On a related note we’re starting an Edge of the Empire campaign in our table-top group.
    - http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
      
      I’ve been playing Pathfinder, the King Maker campaign. So far Pathfinder’s my only experience with table top RP, but, geez, I’d love to get into Edge of Empire, what with my moderate to severe Star Wars obsession.
    - Nameless Marauder
      
      I played edge of empire once, my Klatooinian was a bodyguard for a Hutt that fell in love with his favorite twi’lek slave escaped with her to a remote planet and later returned as a happy married smuggler (with quite a hefty bounty on his head), fun times, fun times indeed. I miss playing it
White Rice

Heh, Ricardo is such a card.

I would be quite down with a smash night (or kart, karting is good too) even though it’d be a bit tricky to stream, there could be nights for the 3DS version too (just need a giant friend code exchange)
- http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
  
  Streaming is an advanced technique. Getting the even organized on a weekly basis is step one. Do WiiU’s require friend codes?? Joe and I can post our 3DS friend codes, at least.
  - White Rice
    
    Fortunately there’s this crazy way to communicate with lots of people at once accross the whole planet. I am, of course, referring to courier pigeons.
    
    I think the Wii U mainly goes off Nintendo network ID for friending people (I’ve only done it through ID names & direct requests from miiverse stuff) 3DS codes are good for pre “official smash” smashing (picking up my copy Friday)
    
    I too lament our loss of Snake, he was such a fun brawl character and his final smash was such a treat.
    - KungFuKlobber
      
      Yeah, did we really need half a dozen Fire Emblem characters?
      - http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
        
        And yet they still somehow forgot Roy. He’s my boy, you know. I’ve missed him greatly, as I will now miss Snake.
John Smith

Oh Ricky, you’re so fine…
- http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
  
  He blows my mind!
http://tewhitney.tumblr.com/ TomW

Oh man, that brings back memories; I remember Super Smash Brawlin’ with you guys years and years ago. If there’s a group, I may just look to get back in the game with y’all…
- http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
  
  We are, of course, referring to the new Smash bros. Brawl’s old news, it’s in the past, forget it!! It does have Snake, though. He was my main, so I hope at least one member of the substantial new roster can replace the hole he left in my heart.
  - http://tewhitney.tumblr.com/ TomW
    
    Oh yeah, I know, new smash obviously. But I was just remembering the old days fondly, you using Snake and Joe trying oh so very hard with Sonic…
    - http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
      
      Oh geez, Joe just wouldn’t let it go! He wanted so much to play Sonic well! And, I mean, he did, but Sonic is just a terrible character in Brawl. I wonder if they beefed him up in Smash 4. They supposedly tried to better balance everyone, but it’s like a 50 character roster, how nuts is that!!
Lit

Looks like Rrrrricardo is a big rrrrrracist.
- Scott Henry
  
  lacist
  - MoveAlongCitizen
    
    Dammit, I wasn’t going to LIKE this comment, but my finger just-just moved on it’s own.
- Renadt
  
  He’s European. That goes without saying.
- KungFuKlobber
  
  Hey, they’re the ones calling him “Guy-jin” instead of “Rrrricardo”!
  - http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
    
    True dat, Ricardo’s pretty chill about hanging with foreigners, honestly. He just gets frustrated with the language barrier. It impedes his sales figures!
Thiago Kurovski

Er… when I’m trying to be dramatic, I roll the middle sounds, not the ones in the beginning.

“E fale para esses estrangeiros que meu nome não! é! gaijin… Eu me chamo Ricarrrrrrrdo!”
- http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
  
  Plenty of ways to roll one’s ‘r’s. I think generally the more rolls, the more dramatic. Also, that’s very bilingual of you!
Namanie

https://vimeo.com/35444883

Rrrrricardo Monteban
Insane Disciple

I only know one gaijin and your too tall to be him, Riccccarrrrdddoo

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