Profit speaks with a voice that can be heard by all, but corrupts many.
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That’s two prophet/it puns for one page!
Thiago Kurovski
Well, you have to think about his situation back home! His unbearably cute kids and beautiful, heroic wife need the money… Genchu, you bastard! Denying small children their milk!
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Genchu is doing his best to make sure the mlikless children still have a father! A futile effort, perhaps.
BeigePaladin
Genchu, rocking the half open shirt.
gotta say I like this group of chaps
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Good, because they’re only going to get more awesome, or at least get into more awesome situations!
KungFuKlobber
Wu and Tang also only hear profit: specifically, the prophet who warned them about these priests and Cho walking into a sake bar.
(Written puns with homophones don’t always work too well.)
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Oh, I don’t know how all these puns keep ending up in the comments section. I think we need to implement a ‘one pun per page’ policy!
randompersonality
This cracks me up… lol… Man, that guy only hears what he wants to hear, doesn’t he?
John Smith
“A man, he hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest…”–from “The Boxer”, by Simon & Garfunkel. 😀
Mike
~”Asking for a Shogun’s wages he comes looking for a sale, but he gets no offers. Just arrested by the guards on 7th avenue!”~
Annoyinglecture
I dunnooo Alex… These guys are looking a fair bit higher in quality than I remember them… Careful now!
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I’m going to take any perceived elevation in quality as a compliment, sir!
Mike
Quick! Do what you did in the market place and fire a gun up into the air! It’ll impress them.
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How did you know??
Red
Aah… The magical language of Money! A speech spoken by true men and sometimes unspeakable evils but let’s not talk about that.
Have a rock
It would be funny if Genchu is actually the Taoist priest the prophecy warns of.
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What a twist! We’re retconning that in as I type.
Gianni Comoretto
I don’t like very much the face of the portuguese merchant. It shouts “greed” loud, it is not good for a merchant. A good merchant should inspire you the feeling you could become rich trading with him, should speaks “money”. As it is it seems doomed and short lived, not dangerous, and I am quite sure it will be dangerous in the end.
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Ah, but to the natives, his face is intriguing in its foreign features, why not!
Sunwu
Does this lord belong to another feudal clan? One we haven’t seen before??
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Well, it wouldn’t be too bright of Genchu to hide out in Wataro territory after fleeing from Hirotomo!
MoveAlongCitizen
It’s Medieval Japan. You can’t swing a dead cat without hitting at least THREE Lords.
John Smith
“The riskier the road, the greater the profit.”
Neska
Well, he’s prolly gonna be buddies with the holy men . . . prolly not the merchant though . . .
