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Yes, drop the allegedly volatile merchandise on the ground! Brilliant!

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  • Sunwu

    As He came Into the great hall there was the sound of a crescendo!
    Daimyo Are You OK? Are You OK, Daimyo?
    You’ve Been Hit By! You’ve Been Struck By!
    A Smooth Salesman/Criminal!!

    *insert Genchu Moon walking his way out to escape*

  • Mike

    “Genchu’s Translating Services! We promise we’ll say what you should.”

    • John Smith

      This reminds me of the movie “Mr. Baseball” (1992) starring Tom Selleck. Tom played a fading major-leaguer who was unexpectedly traded to Japan (specifically the Tokyo Giants, if I remember correctly). He had a translator who also converted his words into something a bit more…shall we say “diplomatic” when necessary. 😀

      • suburban_samurai

        What? Wow, that sounds great! I wonder if it’s on Netflix or Hulu…

        • TekServer

          Tom Selleck is made of Pure Awesome and anything with him in it is worth seeing.

    • suburban_samurai

      “I had the unfortunate habit of telling the truth in a country where no one ever says what they mean.” – butchered quote from The Last Samurai

    • MoveAlongCitizen

      Well, that’s that then. I’m OFFICIALLY cancelling our contract. When I tell the Heretics they’re going to burn for their wretched deeds, I mean for them to know EXACTLY THAT.

  • KungFuKlobber

    The charity operation Muskets for Daimyos is going to make it really hard for Senhor Bartello to make a sale here.

    • suburban_samurai

      UGH, CHARITY! amirite?? How’s a war profiteer supposed to make a buck!

  • Mike

    Wait, just thought of something. Early fire-arms didn’t have a “safety.” They could conceivably go off simply by being dropped. I also notice the gun is pointing off panel, potentially at the messenger…

    • leavescat

      Early fire-arms also didn’t have multiple shots. That gun hasn’t be reloaded, so there’s no possibility that it could go off.

      • Mike

        Oh pft. Details.

        • suburban_samurai

          I was going to steal that idea and write it in but now it’s RUINED with logic!

    • Thiago Kurovski

      Early firearms used black powder and matches. Dropping would only work if it somehow made the match touch the powder…

      • 627235

        Speaking of black powder…shouldn’t there be a *lot* of smoke in that room?

  • Johannes Hjortshøj

    Insert Boomstick joke here

    • suburban_samurai

      Done and done!

      • Mike

        Shouldn’t his other arm have ended in a chainsaw? Just thinking out… well, not out loud, but you know what I mean.

        • KungFuKlobber

          Do you see the end of his other arm? I dont!

          • Mike

            No, but there ought to be smoke comin’ up or something.

          • suburban_samurai

            his right arm is going off the canvas, it’s cut off just before the wrist, so it COULD BE a chainsaw there, maybe! Also, I’m loving the Trogdor avatar!

          • Mike

            I burninate the grammar and logic countryside, it seemed appropriate.

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  • Red

    Hmmm… This fisherman has potential in the ways of the merchant

  • Da’Zlein

    Drop the black powder tube… This is probably going to end just perfectly…

  • pydsigner


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