I always worry about people who smile when they’re holding a gun!
It’s been a late night, but I’m sure I’ll write more here tomorrow (well, technically later today).
The young tech genius!
He actually felt vaguely cool here. Character development? Or am I just going insane?
When duty turns into purpose.
Do you really want me to answer that question? 😎
what’s wrong with both?
Eijiro’s going to be the Jaime Lannister of NN4B. Total 180!
LOL FAGUT I TOLD U I LEET I M WITH MAI GUN. I HAZ TO CARY THIS HOLE FUKKONG TEAM BCAUS I IZ SO BEAST LOL!!1!!!1
Eijiro’s Call of Duty games skills a m4st3r L337. He even mostly refrains from racial slurs.
Ejiro get your gun! get your gun! get your gun!
Take it on the run! on the on run!
Hear your daddy call you and me
Make Wataro clan safe and free!
Hurry right away No delay, go today
Make your daddy glad
To have had such a lad
Tell your brother not to pine
His mistakes make you next in line….
Famers! we’ll kill some farmers! And we wont come back until theres no more Farmers over there!
(“Over there” by George M. Cohan)
Eijiro’s got a gun, we’re on the run
Confusion in his mind, the blind leads the blind
Oh, Eijiro’s got a gun, he’s gonna shoot ya down
He’s got evil in his eyes, got a reason to despise
There’s danger in the air…
Eijiro… stop with the puppy dog eyes. You’re not allowed to look that innocent after just firing a gun. Remember that face you made when you did secret ninja deals behind your father’s back? Make that face again.
Well, now he’s got a new toy. How could he not smile?
I worry more about people who are smiling for no reason…
I often smile for no reason and people call me optimistic!
I suppose it depends on what Kind of smile it is.
That’s a Slasher Smile if I ever saw one.
Is it working?
No, you need to turn the safety off.
Ohhh, bango bango bango I don’t won’t to leave the Wataro, oh no no no no no!
Bangle, bungle, bingo, ‘m so happy with bushido, I refuse to go.
Don’t want no ninja, false monks, Senshin, henshin, I make it clear.
That no mater how they try to coax him
I’ll stay right here!
Not shown: Replacement ambassador taking a shot to the heart.
You got me, I laughed out loud when I read this.
He shouldn’t have had those flying lessons anyway.
I think that humor flew over most readers’ heads.
I notice something from this page. Eijiro… the way he was handling this weapon. It showed considerable intelligence. I don’t just mean the way he figured out how to fire it. I mean the way he makes a point of not aiming the business end at himself or anyone else. He REMEMBERED that the loud nasty death comes out of that end, and he made certain that when he figured out how to make it work, no one would get hurt. That’s pretty damned sensible. It ranks up there with a Larry Niven story where the hero figured out how an alien weapon worked AND how to make it self destruct (so he could trick an enemy into killing himself with it).
Eijiro’s a plucky kid! Also Ringworld is a very weird book.
Don’t kill me for it, but I actually like Ejiro.
This is not an undesired outcome!
He’s the kind of guy you love to hate. 😎
Eijiro grew on me, a bit like a benign tumor. A kind of adorable benign tumor
Now this kid gets it.
Guns are the solution to all our problems!
*Charles Bronson approves this message*
Look out, Nataku! This up-and-comer is about to take your job with his innovative ideas!
Soon the entire Wataro army will be rockin’ Mad Max style, guns blazing, led by a maniacal youngun!
I have caught up. At long last. I’m dissapointed I’m too late for 666 but happy to be joining the clearly epic readers of this clearly epic comic. Can you believe that when I first discovered this comic I thought these guys were the heroes of the story? Y’know, because this was the first page I saw. But wait… They always say go with your first impression… Mein Gott! Eijero and his party are the noble protagonists trying to stop the misguided “main cast” from preventing the glorious and necessary unification of Japan under honorable Daimo Wataro!
…Shit, they’ve caught on.