A monk, a guru and a priest walk into a bar.
The monk orders a beer. With a deft move he twirls the handle with his finger and dumps the entire beer down his throat without spilling a drop.
The guru, not to be outdone, throws his mug of beer in the air. He then jumps up and drinks the entire beer down, without spilling a drop.
The priest looks at both of them and slowly sips his beer. “I’m Irish,” he says. “This one mug is going to last me all night.”
The Tao is an asshole.
“You know what, I lost that chess game against the clan general, better do a hard reset on the world”
A monk, a guru and a priest walk into a bar.
The monk orders a beer. With a deft move he twirls the handle with his finger and dumps the entire beer down his throat without spilling a drop.
The guru, not to be outdone, throws his mug of beer in the air. He then jumps up and drinks the entire beer down, without spilling a drop.
The priest looks at both of them and slowly sips his beer. “I’m Irish,” he says. “This one mug is going to last me all night.”
Well, we noe know about how this whole mess will end. 😛
I’m dead.
I forgot about this….the hindu guru and christian priest are in the comic now….(im re reading)
Well, congratulations, you’ve gotten the brick joke made by 8-Bit-Theater’s beaten by a good eight years.
(Though there were fewer pages, so I guess it’s kind of a toss-up as to which is the longest brick joke)