It’s like Blind Man’s Bluff, except the blind man is the one being chased.
Have a rock
And the blind man can’t bluff at all.
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So it basically isn’t like blind man’s bluff at all.
Saryon
The ninja at the cave entrance might disagree.
Sunwu
Poor Yori not scoring any points with the in laws right now
Y: “I’ve always keep her safe you can trust me.”
M: “You took took her to a Cave Filled with trained assassins ….”
Y: “…..From now On I’ll always keep her safe.”
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Y: “It was her idea!” Admittedly, that argument probably isn’t going to help his cause.
Hfar
As always the tao has impeccable timing.
Eltharrion
Nah, that’s just blind luck.
Get it? xD
…Shut up, I’m funny.
Hfar
TFS Nappa: I got it!
http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
A blind joke! I didn’t see it coming.
Eltharrion
I do wonder how does one spot such a thing.
darkside000
Succeed at a spot check. Oh wait! Wrong Comic!!!!!
Eltharrion
“It’s clearly a Reflex save”.
Sunwu
One might say you were blind sided
SoItBegins
Lady Ninja’s totally going to get out. 😀
http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
A bold claim!
randompersonality
More like bold dame…Ow that pun hurt it was so bad…
Kid Chaos
Considering this is NN4B, that was actually pretty funny.
IDPounder
“And hanging out with foreigners to boot! Ina, you are SO grounded, young lady!!”
Sunwu
But daaaad I love my blind Taoist!!! Can we keep him please???! I promise to scrub his hat everyday!!!
http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
“And he already knows our native language! You have to admit that’s pretty convenient. He’s probably house trained too.”
Roland James Belanger
“The penguin may forfeit his house slippers, should he gamble with wombats.”
“See? He totally wants to come with us… I think.”
Scott Henry
And what’s wrong with ninja clans? Like somehow only samurai have honor? In fact a lot of samurai clans weren’t very honorable.
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WHAT? Morality isn’t defined by class system?? Well in my fictional world it sure as heck is!
sylverdrag
Nothing except the “murdering people for money” bit and the use of poison, arson and other underhanded techniques to kill people.
Usually, people tend to frown a bit on that.
poo4nnfb
dat boob line
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She may not look like much but she’s got it where it counts.
charles81
And theeeeen?
I met a psychotic Ronin who’s just outside.
And theeeeeen?
I got kidnapped by a blind samurai.
And theeeeeen?
I led a group of villages against an army of samurai.
And theeeeeen?
I got here and watched you deftly bind a ninja geisha… How did you leard to get out of bondage and apply it so well?
AND THEN? AND THEN? AND THEN? AND THEN?
crazyman8472 .
NO “AND THEN”! 😀
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This is an excellent story summary. Also, I think her query would’ve really turned this inquisition around!
Jaibyrd
Oh Cho, I loves you so hard. SO HARD.
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If you apply too much pressure you’ll break him!
crazyman8472 .
Much as I hate to criticize the Zen master…I think the hat is a dead giveaway. 😀
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Ninjas can wear pointy hats< just look at Jubei from Ninja Scroll!
Charvale
I died laughing on the last panel!
=^_^=
KungFuKlobber
R.I.P. Charvale
?-2014
Charvale
Thanks… =O.o=
Crap! I laughed myself back to life… so I guess I’m going to be around watching this comic for years to come… or until they finally kill me permanently with humor.
=^_^=
But I will be dying happy.
http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
Our new goal is to kill Charvale with Cho jokes.
Charvale
Considering the ease of which Cho jokes seem to hit me, I have a feeling my life span is about to be cut severely short.
=^_^=
… and I’m okay with that.
Mang123
Yay caught up
I managed to lose track of thins awesome awesomeness a while back. (About halfway through the battle-before the reinforcements turned up.) And I am very glad to see the comments are as amazing as ever. Even if most of the old ones have vanished. I’m sure I remember some whining about drawing hundreds of teeny soldiers 😉
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Glad to have you back. To be fair, I copied and pasted a lot of those soldiers!
EternalLurker
Wow, Masuhiro, way to ruin the image of utter badassery you’ve been building up. Last page I assumed he was playing along with the “You’re a ninja now?!” thing as a distraction, but he genuinely fell for it? It’s a slightly sad day when I’m not sure if Yorikiro is more gullible than his father-in-law.
Have a rock
Like father-in-law like son-in-law.
sylverdrag
Yoriko is about Ina’s age, for him, they are both kids from powerful families. He doesn’t know anything about Yoriko being disowned or the fact that the war started without him.
As far as he knows, both of them have armies and treasures at their disposition, they can just send over someone to negotiate a ransom, or send in a couple thousand soldiers to “negotiate” his release. What on earth are they doing here in ninja costumes?
It’s obvious for us, but not for him.
http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
Considering his circumstance as of late, Masuhiro’s adopted a ‘worst case scenario’ mindset.
Sunwu
Lady Ina! more than meets the eye!
Senshin wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of the Wataro Decepticons!
Lady Ina! Senshin in Disguise!
more than meets the eye!
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Optimus Ina.
BrotherPhoenix
I laughed so hard at Cho’s last line that it actually brought tears to my eyes.
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I will admit I was laughing while making this page. If you laugh at your own jokes, that means they’re funny, right?
Red225
Ah, yes. The finely honed art of applying Chandler’s Law; if the current conversation is too boring, have ninjas attack!
But where did these ninja come from? What are their motives?! Only Alex and Joe can answer this shocking plot twist!
Chillman
I haven’t read this in a while, when I tried to pick it up again the link brought me to the newest page. Now I’m as lost as if I’d asked Cho for directions!
Ben Johnston
Masuhiro decks the Bandit-Ninja of the Hundred-Man Hat?
Speedy Marsh
“RESCUE??? I don’t need rescue! I just needed someone to bring next month’s ‘ransom’. The Dominatrix Ninja Dungeon has some pretty stiff fees.”
MoveAlongCitizen
Nice job Not Dying, Cho. Keep it up, bruh.
RobinGoodfellow
Ow. That last panel made me laugh and triggered a migraine twinge. WHY.
