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Masuhiro continues to be “The Rope Master” as Ina clarifies the situation. And then CHO! What may happen next, pray tell?

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  • Lady Courage



    And no, Cho, you totally lost ’em bro.

    • suburban_samurai

      He’s lost most of the people within earshot.

      • Lady Courage

        This is true.

  • KungFuKlobber

    It’s like Blind Man’s Bluff, except the blind man is the one being chased.

    • Have a rock

      And the blind man can’t bluff at all.

      • suburban_samurai

        So it basically isn’t like blind man’s bluff at all.

      • Saryon

        The ninja at the cave entrance might disagree.

  • Sunwu

    Poor Yori not scoring any points with the in laws right now
    Y: “I’ve always keep her safe you can trust me.”
    M: “You took took her to a Cave Filled with trained assassins ….”
    Y: “…..From now On I’ll always keep her safe.”

    • suburban_samurai

      Y: “It was her idea!” Admittedly, that argument probably isn’t going to help his cause.

  • Hfar

    As always the tao has impeccable timing.

    • Eltharrion

      Nah, that’s just blind luck.
      Get it? xD
      …Shut up, I’m funny.

      • Hfar

        TFS Nappa: I got it!

      • suburban_samurai

        A blind joke! I didn’t see it coming.

        • Eltharrion

          I do wonder how does one spot such a thing.

          • darkside000

            Succeed at a spot check. Oh wait! Wrong Comic!!!!!

          • Eltharrion

            “It’s clearly a Reflex save”.

        • Sunwu

          One might say you were blind sided

  • SoItBegins

    Lady Ninja’s totally going to get out. 😀

    • suburban_samurai

      A bold claim!

      • randompersonality

        More like bold dame…Ow that pun hurt it was so bad…

        • Kid Chaos

          Considering this is NN4B, that was actually pretty funny.

  • IDPounder

    “And hanging out with foreigners to boot! Ina, you are SO grounded, young lady!!”

    • Sunwu

      But daaaad I love my blind Taoist!!! Can we keep him please???! I promise to scrub his hat everyday!!!

      • suburban_samurai

        “And he already knows our native language! You have to admit that’s pretty convenient. He’s probably house trained too.”

        • Roland James Belanger

          “The penguin may forfeit his house slippers, should he gamble with wombats.”
          “See? He totally wants to come with us… I think.”

  • Scott Henry

    And what’s wrong with ninja clans? Like somehow only samurai have honor? In fact a lot of samurai clans weren’t very honorable.

    • suburban_samurai

      WHAT? Morality isn’t defined by class system?? Well in my fictional world it sure as heck is!

    • sylverdrag

      Nothing except the “murdering people for money” bit and the use of poison, arson and other underhanded techniques to kill people.

      Usually, people tend to frown a bit on that.

  • poo4nnfb

    dat boob line

    • suburban_samurai

      She may not look like much but she’s got it where it counts.

  • charles81

    And theeeeen?
    I met a psychotic Ronin who’s just outside.
    And theeeeeen?
    I got kidnapped by a blind samurai.
    And theeeeeen?
    I led a group of villages against an army of samurai.
    And theeeeeen?
    I got here and watched you deftly bind a ninja geisha… How did you leard to get out of bondage and apply it so well?

    • crazyman8472 .

      NO “AND THEN”! 😀

    • suburban_samurai

      This is an excellent story summary. Also, I think her query would’ve really turned this inquisition around!

  • Jaibyrd

    Oh Cho, I loves you so hard. SO HARD.

    • suburban_samurai

      If you apply too much pressure you’ll break him!

  • crazyman8472 .

    Much as I hate to criticize the Zen master…I think the hat is a dead giveaway. 😀

    • suburban_samurai

      Ninjas can wear pointy hats< just look at Jubei from Ninja Scroll!

  • Charvale

    I died laughing on the last panel!

    • KungFuKlobber

      R.I.P. Charvale

      • Charvale

        Thanks… =O.o=
        Crap! I laughed myself back to life… so I guess I’m going to be around watching this comic for years to come… or until they finally kill me permanently with humor.
        But I will be dying happy.

        • suburban_samurai

          Our new goal is to kill Charvale with Cho jokes.

          • Charvale

            Considering the ease of which Cho jokes seem to hit me, I have a feeling my life span is about to be cut severely short.
            … and I’m okay with that.

  • Mang123

    Yay caught up :)
    I managed to lose track of thins awesome awesomeness a while back. (About halfway through the battle-before the reinforcements turned up.) And I am very glad to see the comments are as amazing as ever. Even if most of the old ones have vanished. I’m sure I remember some whining about drawing hundreds of teeny soldiers 😉

    • suburban_samurai

      Glad to have you back. To be fair, I copied and pasted a lot of those soldiers!

  • EternalLurker

    Wow, Masuhiro, way to ruin the image of utter badassery you’ve been building up. Last page I assumed he was playing along with the “You’re a ninja now?!” thing as a distraction, but he genuinely fell for it? It’s a slightly sad day when I’m not sure if Yorikiro is more gullible than his father-in-law.

    • Have a rock

      Like father-in-law like son-in-law.

    • sylverdrag

      Yoriko is about Ina’s age, for him, they are both kids from powerful families. He doesn’t know anything about Yoriko being disowned or the fact that the war started without him.

      As far as he knows, both of them have armies and treasures at their disposition, they can just send over someone to negotiate a ransom, or send in a couple thousand soldiers to “negotiate” his release. What on earth are they doing here in ninja costumes?

      It’s obvious for us, but not for him.

      • suburban_samurai

        Considering his circumstance as of late, Masuhiro’s adopted a ‘worst case scenario’ mindset.

  • Sunwu

    Lady Ina! more than meets the eye!
    Senshin wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of the Wataro Decepticons!
    Lady Ina! Senshin in Disguise!
    more than meets the eye!

    • suburban_samurai

      Optimus Ina.

  • BrotherPhoenix

    I laughed so hard at Cho’s last line that it actually brought tears to my eyes.

    • suburban_samurai

      I will admit I was laughing while making this page. If you laugh at your own jokes, that means they’re funny, right?

  • Red225

    Ah, yes. The finely honed art of applying Chandler’s Law; if the current conversation is too boring, have ninjas attack!

    But where did these ninja come from? What are their motives?! Only Alex and Joe can answer this shocking plot twist!

  • Chillman

    I haven’t read this in a while, when I tried to pick it up again the link brought me to the newest page. Now I’m as lost as if I’d asked Cho for directions!

  • Ben Johnston

    Masuhiro decks the Bandit-Ninja of the Hundred-Man Hat?

  • Speedy Marsh

    “RESCUE??? I don’t need rescue! I just needed someone to bring next month’s ‘ransom’. The Dominatrix Ninja Dungeon has some pretty stiff fees.”

  • MoveAlongCitizen

    Nice job Not Dying, Cho. Keep it up, bruh.

  • RobinGoodfellow

    Ow. That last panel made me laugh and triggered a migraine twinge. WHY.

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