Troop morale is at an all time high! You go, Yukizane.
WARNING, STAR WARS RANT INCOMING!
I’m currently listening to the audiobook for Star Wars Aftermath, the newest Star Wars novel exploring the new canon following Return of the Jedi. It’s… well, it’s certainly written in the present tense. I’m pretty sure that’s a first for a Star Wars novel, and I hate it. Maybe it’s just me, but present tense prose is wildly distracting and keeps dragging me out of the narrative. I guess, maybe, sometimes, present tense is effective, but it’s got to be alienating to most casual readers. So it sure seems like an odd choice to have the first, heavily advertised Star Wars novel of the new canon doing the ‘he says, she says’ instead of the ‘he said, she said’. I feel like most books written in present tense are either by pretentious authors who think they’re being avant garde, or authors writing smut. Seeing as how Aftermath has not had a single ounce of sex appeal so far, I’m betting it’s the former. I’m also concerned because this Aftermath book is part one of a trilogy of books leading up to Force Awakens. Don’t give me two more new canon SW novels in present tense, guys! I can’t do it, it’s just so obnoxious to read!!
As for the book’s story itself, well, I’m only about half an hour into it, and so far I’m not terribly impressed, it’s mostly just managed to make me nostalgic for the old canon’s later books that crammed 30 years of lore into each novel regularly. Even if those books weren’t literary masterpieces, they always made me feel like I was invested with how often they referenced that massive history of Expanded Universe content I’d spent years ingesting. The new books sometimes bring back EU terms and locations that make me almost forget that everything I once knew about the Star wars universe is a blank slate again. It makes me kind of sad that, so far, the new novels don’t seem to be injecting a lot of new ideas or memorable characters into the void left by the old canon. We’re my Mara Jade/Grand Admiral Thrawn/Jaina Solo analog?
I do keep hearing great things about Marvel’s Star Wars comic line, though! When they start publishing compilation graphic novels of those series, I’ll certainly be picking them up.
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As a totally unrelated note, I’m starting to think they should teach Yuki how to fight like a ninja. Not that he’d ever need it, but it would look cool… I mean “You should always aim to expand your tactical repertoire.”
Yuki is more of a “brains over brawn” kind of guy, but it never hurts to be prepared.
I’m reminded, for some reason, of Matthew Quigley, and his assertion that “I said I never had much use for [pistols]. I never said I didn’t know how to use one.”
🔫😎
CHUBBY JUTSU!
I’ll just leave this here.
http://i.imgur.com/p1JahsKl.jpg
Suzuka and Yukizane, masters of social skills! Such masters, in fact that they have open conversations about other people’s problems literally five feet away from them!
That aside, props for putting some noticeable muscle on Suzuka there. Too many people make their warrior women stick figures.
I like my ninja women to look like they can snap a neck or two if need be.
Love that smile on Yumiko’s face; the way it shows through the mask is just beautiful.
Suzuka’s expression isn’t bad either, eh?
How cute, she got the hots for Ken.
Well, that’s one way to rebuild the clan.
I was thinking they were the Adam and Eve of the Daisuke clan.
Yumi. Smile. Mask. Cute. Dying. Gone
You really have a way with words.
The same way a bull has with a china shop XD
No, really, it’s practically an Ice-Cream Koan!
you should watch that myth busters episode. it’s like watching a ballet. with bulls.
Just did. That was awesome.
I KNOW RIGHT
http://wn.com/bull_in_a_china_shop
Mythbusters disproved that one. Bulls can be quite agile, as it turns out …
😉🐂
EDIT: Never mind, Derkins beat me to this reference by seven years. [sigh] 😝
T’is a rare moment, indeed.
Indeed, how can wearing a mask and smiling under it be so cute?
I hadn’t caught it the first time I read it. Coming back… OMG that’s adorable.
I’m with you.
shit, he’s not a master tactician for nothing, that dude is awesome!
“I can barely eat”…and it shows, oh yes.
I was thinking, it looks like he might have lost some weight since the last time we saw him. Then again, maybe I’m just nuts.
I think Yukizane’s weight fluctuates like the length of Ken’s sword. Actually, drawing heavy set characters consistently has proven to be a bit of a challenge for me!
The bigger Ken’s sword gets, the smaller Yuki’s belly gets. The question is, does that only apply to Ken’s original sword, or does any sword Ken uses qualify? Because if it’s the latter, Yuki should be fatter than ever.
“A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.”
–Ralph Waldo Emerson, “Self-Reliance”
I’m imagining Suzuka is making that face in the last panel because Yukizane sprayed her with chewed up rice in panel 4.
On the subject of SW: Aftermath’s present tense, you said, “I feel like most books written in present tense are either by pretentious authors who think they’re being avant garde, or authors writing smut.”
For the record a significant portion of Bestsellers and literary classics are present tense: The Hunger Games, Divergent, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, All Quiet on the Western Front, Gone Girl, 50 Shades of Bullsh–err–Grey, and perhaps a bit more topical given the subject of the comic: Memoirs of a Geisha.
All written in present tense. It’s not nearly as uncommon as you think.
In my rant I mentioned that I feel like ‘most’ books written in present tense are either by pretentious authors who think they’re being avant garde, or authors writing smut. There are genuinely great authors who really are or were avant garde who are totally justified in their prose because they’re masters of the writing craft. But, like abstract and modern art that breaks all the rules, the best avant garde artists are the ones who have already mastered all the rules. That’s why it’s genius when they break them.
Now, between Hunger games and 50 Shades, every YA teen angst dystopia series and BDSM fantasy book has to be written in the present tense, and my rage meter continues to rise! I think there’s a general consensus that neither of those book series pushed the boundaries of literature, even if they were commercial successes for the mass audience. But does that mean the mass audience loves present tense writing? Maybe, I dunno, but I’ve got to say that I certainly don’t, especially not in my kriffing Star Wars novels!!!
And I bet Aftermath sells really well because of its big advertising push, but it should come with the label ‘WARNING: Written in awkward present tense!”
VERY subtle there, Tactician. LOL
All part of the plan!
Those silly ninja. So subtle.
Follow those dorks and that guy she likes around as a job? Could be worse
*Cut to Yumiko traveling with Iron claw*
IC: Itsn’t this Great Yumiko-Sama! we’re going to protect that Little Wataro boy!!!!
Ah, the petard hoist. A fine staple of ninja stories.
And whatever you do, don’t throw Yumiko into that brier patch.
As for Star Wars Aftermath not being all that good, that’s sad to hear. I mean, they’ve already declared the old Star Wars EU non-canon, so at the very least they could provide us with some decent literature that we’re still getting a good deal.
Ah well. Time to repeat my mantra: “Sturgeon’s law applies to everything.” Just got to wait for that 10%.
Aftermath isn’t terrible, but I feel like it wasn’t what was advertised. It’s supposed to be the first book that really starts to bridge the gap between RotJ and FA, which would imply that it would begin the new adventures of Luke, Leia, and Han, but, instead, it’s about a bunch of new EU characters. Oh, and Wedge. All in glorious present tense.
And we see again how Disney burning the Expanded Universe is nothing more than them getting screen writers and directors who threw a hissy fit and because they are incapable of working within existing material.
Looking up Chuck Wendig we find that he is mainly a horror writer, with most books to date in the World of Darkness setting by White Wolf (Vampire, Werewolf, Changeling). The rest are similar. He’s done a lot of writing… just not writing that would have prepared him for Star Wars.
Sadly what this means is that Force Awakens will not be “The Thrawn Trilogy”, the shot in the arm that launched a generation of Expanded Universe material that kept Star Wars relevant and ticking. Hopefully the backlash to this book will be so massive (with returns to Amazon) that Disney will be forced to rethink its inclusion in the “new” canon.
This is a subject that’s come up before with “remaking” or “reenvisioning” beloved material. And that is RESPECT. We find very often that writers, directors, and producers simply don’t respect the material they work with. They want to in some way shape or from become owners of it. Put their spin and stamp on it, instead of coming to understand the work, RESPECTING it, and working with what made it so great in the first place.
If anyone is looking for English/Lit class compare and contrast material this is shaping up into a good one. Comparing the process of Timothy Zahn (its documented in an anniversary book) took to Chuck Wendigs seemingly slap dash cash-in. Of course another point is that Timothy Zahn was an established Science Fiction (far and near future) writer, where Chuck Wendigs is a dystopian horror writer. For realy this paper almost writers itself, and my degree wasn’t even remotely close to “Literature”.
If Disney kept all the lore intact, what would they do for new movies? The books have covered basically every major event in the lives of Luke and Co. for some 40 years following RotJ. Should Disney have made the Thrawn trilogy into episodes 7-9? If they did, they’d still have to change things up quite a bit to get them to work as movies. The more a movie tries to be a direct translation of a book, the worse it is, generally speaking. So what we’d end up with is an alternate version of these books, and that mucks up the canon anyway, because now the book would be secondary canon to the film versions of the book! And chances are the films would contradict other already published novels and then we’d have a subset of official and unofficial canon anyway!
This is why I’m fine with Disney throwing out the old EU. I didn’t dislike it, I loved it, but it was too bloated, it’d filled in too much history of the characters in ways that wouldn’t translate well to film without heavy revision. It makes more sense to build a new canon off of the movies, and Disney has the right idea of it by making sure everyone creating new parts of the EU are in contact with each other and making sure it all locks together. My big problem is that we’re getting too much of it all at once, no one person could reasonably keep up with it all!!
And I do think they’re respecting the EU, because so far the new books are using all the terms, locations, and character archetypes I’d become very used to in the old EU. In fact, they might be sticking a little too close to the old stuff. The Alliance is even adopting the title of “New Republic” in Aftermath. Maybe it’s only a matter of time before Thrawn and other negated EU characters show up, who knows. After all, is there any woman in the galaxy better suited to hook up with Luke Skywalker than Mara Jade? Oh wait, I think Luke’s like a hermit or something in Force Awakens. N/M.
Yuki is the uncle we all want and need.
Well, except Suzi… She’s got the tease she wanted and needed…
If the people in charge of the new EU were smart, they’d have Timothy Zahn writing the baseline for it. He did a pretty good job of it the first time around, and he’s definitely somebody I point at when people ask me for good sci-fi to read.
Also, I want my goddamn Chiss back… and not played by Benedict Cumberbatch… ffs
THRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN
Mith-Raw-Nuruodo AKA: Great Admiral Thrawn, the only non-human to reach such a high position in the imperial army.
I want to see Thrawn in Legend of the Galactic Heroes (if you don’t know what that is, google it!)
I think Chiss are still officially canon. Did any Chiss make an appearance in the Clone Wars cartoon at any point? Just one brief appearance and we’re good! I’m still hoping that Thrawn and Jade will appear in the new canon, and maybe not die this time.
No they did not however a quick look on Wookieepedia says they appeared in one of the new App games so they became canon again.
Oh, thank God… Idiotic reason, but at least they’re still canon.
Closest thing TCW introduces to Chiss are Pantorans and… ugh.
The man is glorious and I would gladly serve under him
I think the tense in SW: Aftermath is off-putting as well. Takes me out of the story all the time.
It’s totally unnecessary!
Never been a fan of Wendig. He’s a “big name,” though, in the writing field — his blog frequently gets cited by other writers (though he’s frequently crass) for both debates (such as the recent Hugo Award fracas) or on the business of writing and publishing. From what I’ve read on that blog, I wouldn’t put “pretentious author who thinks he’s being avant garde” past him. Really don’t like the choice of him as an author for the new SW books.
Well I suppose that explains a lot! Mind you, my biggest frustration with Aftermath is that it isn’t focusing on Luke, Han, and Leia and that present tense detracts from the narrative. The story that is there is, well, fine, so far. It’s certainly diversifying Star Wars with at least three featured gay characters and quite a few female imperial admirals and officers. I’m all for that because I do like the SW universe being gender and lifestyle blind. It’d make sense in a diverse galaxy. Heck, it’d make sense right here on Earth, but not everyone’s logical about these things!
i can actually see her smiling… hahahaha
ALSO: you’re looking into the crack in the holograph and drawing what you find, arent you?
Yumiko is kinda hot. Love a tough woman who still looks womanly.
That is a smile?
I thought it was bits of food that she had inexplicably tried to eat through her mask for some reason. Like she keeps just lifting the food to her mouth, pressing it against the mask, and it just falls on her lap, leaving little stains all over her mask.
She happy.
is it weird that I read Yukizane’s lines with uncle Iroh’s voice?
Nope. 😁