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Hey, I got that extra page up! Here’s some classic samurai training for you! OR IS IT??

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  • http://www.zapcomic.com/ Pascalle Lepas

    go yori go! (poor ina)

  • Sunwu

    Tadashii: Sometimes you cut the leaf, sometimes the leaf cuts you.

    • Flaming Squirrel

      Ken might also make the tree fall on you.

    • http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai

      Tadashii’s got some old Russian blood in him.

  • Jordan Hiller

    OK… so when is she going to make her point?

    • Sunwu

      yeah CUT to the chase

      • Kid Chaos

        We need more SLASH fiction!

        • Flaming Squirrel

          CUT it out, you guys. You don’t have that RAZOR SHARP wit.

          • Xinef

            Guys, no matter how you SLICE it, someone has to be BLUNT.

          • Flaming Squirrel

            You cut me to the quick, sir.

          • http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai

            I think we need to sheath this conversation.

          • Flaming Squirrel

            Is this our sheath and desist?

          • Kid Chaos

            It is a most PENETRATING question!

          • Sunwu

            But we haven’t even gotten to the PUNCH line yet

          • Kid Chaos

            Too DULL! You need to SHARPEN your wits!

  • Flaming Squirrel

    Oh, now I get it! Ken cuts down the trees while Yori takes out the leaves! It all makes so much sense now! Together they will open NO NEED FOR BRUSH-IDO! They will trim and/or remove your bush-idos, and your tree-idos.

    • Kid Chaos

      Little did they know, the TREEVENGANCE was coming…

    • http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai

      Let the bromancing begin! But What is Cho’s role in this tree takedown?

      • Flaming Squirrel

        He does the marketing.
        “The ugly tree that is not promptly cut down will surely attract the wrath of spiteful neighbors.”

      • Speedy Marsh

        He’s Shedder.

  • GKoH

    And now Ken just cuts through the tree? One man and one sword for one role, another man and another sword for another role?

    • http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai

      Tree cutting and leaf cutting are, perhaps, not very equal goals.

  • Lady Courage

    “Almost indefinitely” is nearly the most ambiguous statement I’ve ever heard in my entire life.

    • Kid Chaos

      Note the operative word, “almost”.

    • http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai

      That’s Joe’s brilliance shining through.

      • Lady Courage

        I’m going to find a way to use it in conversation someday. Will let you know how it goes.

    • Mike

      My thoughts exactly, got a good chuckle out of that.

  • Xinef

    Only one leaf? You ain’t done till you can cut all of them before any single one falls to the ground!

    • Flaming Squirrel

      Blindfolded

      • Xinef

        With both your arms tied behind your back. And don’t forget that anchor tied to your legs, while you’re thrown into the sea.

        • http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai

          That’s it, that’s the training.

        • Flaming Squirrel

          Can we set the sea on fire?

          • Xinef

            NO! That would make things too easy!

          • Da’Zlein

            Don’t forget the cloth over your mouth, can’t have students thinking they can get away with biting the sword!

  • KungFuKlobber

    Ina’s impotent rage is kind of adorable.

    • http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai

      It’s her most appealing quality!

  • http://myanimelist.net/profile/OrlahEhontas OrlahEhontas

    Reminds me of the day my pistol instructor told me “Now quit wasting bottles.” and proceeded to shoot out the larger pieces left from the one shot broken bottles. I get the feeling that Yori is gonna have to “Stop wasting leaves” and has to start slicing them in quarters or eighths before they hit the ground.

    If for no other reason, because Matrix can…

    • http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai

      HMMM…

  • Dichu

    I think these Matrix training sessions are a testament to Ina’s abilities. Here Matrix is, giving swords and advice on how to fight to all the others, while Ina just had to be told that others had problems, too. Sure, that makes her the least considerate person in a group that includes Ken, but she knows how to do her job and, now that she’s aware of them, will probably play a big part in solving the others’ problems.

    • http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai

      Let’s not put Ina down too much! Ken got sword advice AND had to be told friends matter!

      • Dichu

        When was he told that? I don’t quite recall that.

        • http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai

          http://nn4b.com/?webcomic1=596

          I guess it’s more that he was told not to get his friends killed, but that still implies he’s not a very considerate person.

          • Dichu

            Hmm… I guess I just took that as a support for Matrix’s argument that he needs to fight smarter, not as a separate point altogether.

          • Kid Chaos

            *Ken punches Suburban Samurai across the room* That’s fer sayin’ I’m not considerate!

  • Warcodered

    In other news Fall is here.

    • Xinef

      Winter is coming!

      • Kid Chaos

        Cool it, this is NN4B, not “Game of Thrones” (although there are similarities…).

  • Astralfury

    So I guess Ina is being trained to focus her anger intro cosmic powers because she looks about ready to detonate in the background there.

  • Da’Zlein

    “Now Ken, slice the leaves”
    *chop*
    “I said the leaves, not the tree”
    “The tree has lots of leaves on it”

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