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The Wu Tang Bros! Haven’t seen those guys in a while, have we? So here’s a nice scene to re-establish that they’re big jerks. DUDE’S A DOCTOR, GEEZ! Also, I may get comments about the sign on the doctor’s door, but I used google translate, so I hope it’s close enough!

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  • charles81

    Heal! The power of Fist compels you!

    • Sunwu

      Head cannon: back home the brothers are in the Taoist televangelist healing racket and saving souls by baptizing people in mercury!
      *gospel church organ playing in the back ground.*

      “Praise the Dao! Brotha’ Tang this boy is healed by the power of your fist”

      Boy:”My face hurts and I still can’t walk.”

      “Hit him again brotha’ tang and cast the demons out!!”

      • http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai

        It’s all so very religious-ish!

    • http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai

      Wu exorcised that guy’s face demons.

  • Nealend86

    Jeeze, what a dick.

    • http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai

      But in his own mind he’s THE HERO.

      • Nealend86

        Heroes don’t usually punch their doctors in the face.

        • http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai

          In his mind that doctor was the bad guy, and bad guys DO get punched in the face!

  • Hfar

    The Tao says that the hand that bites the mouth that heals it may never taste the sweetness of fine gelato.

    • Mike

      I was gonna say something clever here, but you pretty much got it covered.

      • Hfar

        Naw go ahead. The more humor the better!

    • http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai

      That’s okay, it was watermelon flavored gelato anyway, bleh.

    • Jaibyrd

      Mmm, gelato… :)

  • KungFuKlobber

    Hey, paesanos! It’s the Super Wu Tang Brothers Super Show!

    We’re the Wu Tang Brothers, and punching’s our game
    We’re not like the others who get all the fame
    If the world is in peril, there’s no time for being sterile
    As your cheekbone buckles it’ll bloody up our knuckles. Uh!

    Yo, we’re saving the earth, so there’s no time for mirth
    Get ready for forbidden techniques to prove their worth
    We’ll meet Cho, Ken, Yori, the princess, and the others
    Hangin’ with the bruisers, you’ll be hooked on the brothers
    To the brink …

    • endplanets

      Its in Kabuki theaters now. Coming this summer. Its Two Brothers. In a boat. And then a prophecy hit. And they ran as fast as they could East. To the main four. And then a giant asskicking came. And that’s when. Things got knocked into twelfth gear. A Tao monk shows up, with wisdom made of r…randomness. And you better bet your bottom dollar that these Two Brothers know how to handle business. In WATARO INVASION STUPID MONSTER ENGLISH ARMADA BROTHERS WHO ARE MONK BROTHERS RIDING IN A BOAT BECAUSE OF A PROPHECY AND ALL SORTS OF THINGS THE KABUKI SHOW.
      Hold on, there’s more. Broken hands can happen, and they are also in the play and its going to come and cross attack these Two Brothers but let’s get back to the brothers because they’re, they have a strong bond. You don’t want to know about it here, but I’ll tell you one thing, the bling Taoist priest, it comes crashing into a bar and what do you do then? Its two brothers and its, then, they’re gonna, its, it’s called Two Brothers. Two Brothers. Its just called Two Brothers ha ha ha ha, by the Kami I’m need more Sake.

      • http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai

        Another Ennousuke Nakamura MASTERPIECE.

    • http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai

      Swing your sword from side to side,
      Come on, let’s do the Wataro, altogether now!

  • endplanets

    Doctor should have been able to dodge that. All doctors in Japan are ninjas right?

    I am happy that the bros are back.

    • KungFuKlobber

      The only ninja doctor is Dr. McNinja, and his heritage is Irish.

      • Mike

        But you can gain special powers by eating his burgers, and those could have been internationally exported. Through a portal into the past. You never know.

        • KungFuKlobber

          Of course! The hot dog vendor! It’s all coming together now.

          • http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai

            Well, now I’m gonna have to kill you. To keep the secrets, naturally.

    • http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai

      No, you’re thinking of Konoha village, where even the ramen noodle stand guy is a ninja, I think, maybe?

      • TheMaskedFerret

        A ninja-supporter, at minimum

  • Sunwu

    The brothers are just angry because their application on the Tokugawa-Care Website still hasn’t gone through.

    • http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai

      Watarocare is giving the people of the local prefecture AFFORDABLE and ACCESSIBLE coverage, so don’t go poopooing it! Their site’s only down because of the massive amount of traffic from users!

      • Thiago Kurovski

        And you can keep your current doctor, provided you don’t punch him!

  • Charvale

    You know… I had been wondering where these two had gone.
    =^_^=
    Well… not really, but at least now we know.

    • http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai

      I’m glad we were able to answer you unasked question!

  • Have a rock

    Do these guys ever NOT scowl?

    • http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai

      No.

      • Jonathan B

        That’s because they originally tried to learn the Thousand Headbutts of Fury, and their faces are permanently fused that way after the reconstructive surgery.

        • reynard61

          *insert utterly random and nonsensical “Thousand Buttheads of Furry” joke here*

  • Astralfury

    Plot Twist: That last blow finally shatters his hand. On the bright side he learns a new special move…500 Fists of Fury.

  • ConMentality

    You should have put “House of pancakes” on the plaque in Japanese just to screw with people.

    • Jonathan B

      House of Healing and Pancakes. It’s good to have a secondary income stream.

      • Kid Chaos

        Then the doctor can treat obesity as well as broken bones.

  • Da’Zlein

    MEND THY FLESH!

  • http://insolenz.echoing.org/ SotiCoto

    Tao Te Ching

    Chapter 74

    People do not fear death
    How can they be threatened with death?
    If people are made to constantly fear death
    Then those who act unlawfully
    I can capture and kill them
    Who would dare?
    There exists a master executioner that kills
    If we substitute for the master executioner to kill
    It is like substituting for the great carpenter to cut
    Those who substitute for the great carpenter to cut
    It is rare that they do not hurt their own hands

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