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The Wu Tang Bros! Haven’t seen those guys in a while, have we? So here’s a nice scene to re-establish that they’re big jerks. DUDE’S A DOCTOR, GEEZ! Also, I may get comments about the sign on the doctor’s door, but I used google translate, so I hope it’s close enough!

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41 responses to “552”

  1. charles81 says:

    Heal! The power of Fist compels you!

  2. Nealend86 says:

    Jeeze, what a dick.

  3. Hfar says:

    The Tao says that the hand that bites the mouth that heals it may never taste the sweetness of fine gelato.

  4. KungFuKlobber says:

    Hey, paesanos! It’s the Super Wu Tang Brothers Super Show!

    We’re the Wu Tang Brothers, and punching’s our game
    We’re not like the others who get all the fame
    If the world is in peril, there’s no time for being sterile
    As your cheekbone buckles it’ll bloody up our knuckles. Uh!

    Yo, we’re saving the earth, so there’s no time for mirth
    Get ready for forbidden techniques to prove their worth
    We’ll meet Cho, Ken, Yori, the princess, and the others
    Hangin’ with the bruisers, you’ll be hooked on the brothers
    To the brink …

    • endplanets says:

      Its in Kabuki theaters now. Coming this summer. Its Two Brothers. In a boat. And then a prophecy hit. And they ran as fast as they could East. To the main four. And then a giant asskicking came. And that’s when. Things got knocked into twelfth gear. A Tao monk shows up, with wisdom made of r…randomness. And you better bet your bottom dollar that these Two Brothers know how to handle business. In WATARO INVASION STUPID MONSTER ENGLISH ARMADA BROTHERS WHO ARE MONK BROTHERS RIDING IN A BOAT BECAUSE OF A PROPHECY AND ALL SORTS OF THINGS THE KABUKI SHOW.
      Hold on, there’s more. Broken hands can happen, and they are also in the play and its going to come and cross attack these Two Brothers but let’s get back to the brothers because they’re, they have a strong bond. You don’t want to know about it here, but I’ll tell you one thing, the bling Taoist priest, it comes crashing into a bar and what do you do then? Its two brothers and its, then, they’re gonna, its, it’s called Two Brothers. Two Brothers. Its just called Two Brothers ha ha ha ha, by the Kami I’m need more Sake.

    • Swing your sword from side to side,
      Come on, let’s do the Wataro, altogether now!

  5. endplanets says:

    Doctor should have been able to dodge that. All doctors in Japan are ninjas right?

    I am happy that the bros are back.

  6. Sunwu says:

    The brothers are just angry because their application on the Tokugawa-Care Website still hasn’t gone through.

  7. Charvale says:

    You know… I had been wondering where these two had gone.
    =^_^=
    Well… not really, but at least now we know.

  8. Have a rock says:

    Do these guys ever NOT scowl?

  9. Astralfury says:

    Plot Twist: That last blow finally shatters his hand. On the bright side he learns a new special move…500 Fists of Fury.

  10. ConMentality says:

    You should have put “House of pancakes” on the plaque in Japanese just to screw with people.

  11. Da'Zlein says:

    MEND THY FLESH!

  12. SotiCoto says:

    Tao Te Ching

    Chapter 74

    People do not fear death
    How can they be threatened with death?
    If people are made to constantly fear death
    Then those who act unlawfully
    I can capture and kill them
    Who would dare?
    There exists a master executioner that kills
    If we substitute for the master executioner to kill
    It is like substituting for the great carpenter to cut
    Those who substitute for the great carpenter to cut
    It is rare that they do not hurt their own hands

  13. MoveAlongCitizen says:

    This Physician had better do some self-healing. Also, those guys are jerks.

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