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An excessive amount of time was spent deciding who should be stuck as the “prisoners” in this page. Each permutation provided its own opportunity for comedy, but when this particular scenario came to mind, the decision was inevitable.

For more information on Fujio’s sudden personality shift, please refer to the Stanford Prison Experiment.

See? Webcomics can be educational!

On the other hand, no psychological experiment can explain Cho.

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  • randompersonality

    yay! Can I be a ninja too?

    • http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai

      Only cool doods get to be ninjas. You have to pass the cool dood test first. I’m not sure what that is, but it probably involves pizza and video games.

      • randompersonality

        O_o but I’m allergic to pizza (cheese specifically)… It sounds like you are confusing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Test with the real ninja test. While TMNT are cool doods and totally pass the extremely radical cool doods test, the real test I assume involves getting into fights with certain samurai and “not dying, never stop not dying”

        • http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai

          Any ninja that can beat Ken receives an automatic Cool Dood ranking and three gold stars. Also, allergic to cheese?? That’s like 70% of the American diet!

          • randompersonality

            *sigh* Tell me about it…I eat soy cheese but that is kinda hard to get when eating out or when your friends forget that pizza is a bad idea for you. I hate being difficult when my friends want to go get ice cream (I’m stuck with a slushie) or make cheese fondue (I’m stuck with bread and crackers) as a snack. I love the fact that science is catching up and I can now eat lactose free ice cream, milk, and yogurt. Which before that I hadn’t had any of that stuff in nearly 15 years.

          • KungFuKlobber

            Q: What did the Mexican jumping bean say to the soy bean?
            A: Yo, soy.

          • randompersonality

            *facepalm* THE PUNS! OH the AGONY of PUNS!

          • Neska

            Have you tried goat cheese?
            I have a friend who is lactose intolerant, but she has found that goat milk and goat cheese aren’t a problem for her.
            Obviously I don’t know if the status of your conditions is comparable, but considering how wonderful cheese is I’d certainly give it a try.

  • Sunwu

    Morgan freeman:”Fumio knew when he entered Ninja prison he had to either get busy living or get busy being a ninja.”

    • http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai

      You are the Stanley Parable.

      • Sunwu

        You are the game designer of the boshido parable

  • IDPounder

    I challenge Fujio to a game of MK2 for his ninja disguise. I gots mad Scorpion skills, yo.

    • http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai

      Yori can be Smoke, Cho can be Noob Saibot, Fumio can be Sub Zero, and Ina can be Reptile. Oh, and Ken can be the red ninja that I can’t remember the name of. Boy MK2 had a lot of ninjas!!!

      • IDPounder

        I’m thinking Ina is more of the Kitana type. Yep, they had female ninjas too!

      • Scott Henry

        Ermac is the red ninja.

        • http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai

          That’s right! How did I forget that??

  • Hfar

    And so begins the tale of Fujio’s rise to ultimate power. All of No Need For Bushido leading up to this has been but a prologue to the epic tale of how one bandit became god emperor over all Japan. His reign will be brutal and terrifying and all whispered his name in fear. And after his death all traces of his rule were destroyed and his name was erased from history. Until now.

    • http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai

      Well, Hfar, that may not have been the direction the comic was going, but IT IS NOW!!

      • Hfar

        Hee hee! Thanks! 😀

  • Gillsing

    I approve of Fujio’s dedication to authenticity. “Silence, prisoner” indeed.

  • Scott Henry

    You made a mistake. Japanese do not say “NINJAS or SAMURAIS” or pluralize things that way. 1 or 100 ninja is still NINJA. There is no adding an S to it.

    • http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai

      This is actually an intentional mistake, Henry. Ninja are really cool, and the word ninja is really cool. But ‘ninjas’ just sounds silly, which is why we use it. I can understand being annoyed by seeing ninjas instead of ninja, but now you know why, it’s just funnier! (I think)

      • Kire Du’Hai

        The ninjas and samurais agree:

        Using S’s to pluralized the words of the Japaneses makes them 20% funnier.

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