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Look at that Tanaka face, what a dour dude! But even he will follow a leader like Masuhiro! Very authoritative, much commanding, so maroon.

Look down. For serious, look right underneath this! 91% (as of this moment) on the Kickstarter, friends! We’re doing an extra page update for the week that we reach 100%, and an extra weekly update for every $500 beyond our goal, because I want to have an excuse to update twice a week! I have plenty of excuses not to, you see (namely time, but I will MAKE TIME for this!).

Published on December 14, 2014 by Alex Kolesar

charles81

Somehow, I don’t think the pretty pink armour is going to sell a peaceful solution with Wataro’s to Ken.
- Thiago Kurovski
  
  It won’t sell a peaceful solution to Wataro either, so that’s oka… wait.
- http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
  
  That pink armor is the lynch pin of the peace summit!
  - charles81
    
    My Grandad had a war buddy given the nickname of lynch pin ‘cos they reckoned his legs were so high/long that he looked like one.
Flaming Squirrel

Ken: “And then I hit them, right?”
- John Smith
  
  Ken loves to hit.
  - Flaming Squirrel
    
    (Punches John Smith into the air)
    Ken: “THAT’S FER SAYIN’ I LIKE TO HIT PEOPLE!!!”
    - http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
      
      Also a standard Ken response.
  - http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
    
    That he does, sir!
- http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
  
  OH geez now I wish this had actually been his response!
Nameless Marauder

That cease-fire will last until you and Tanaka become the new target’s practice from “Ricardo’s trinkets”
- http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
  
  Guns don’t kill people. I think there’s a second part to that, but I choose to believe in only the first part to whatever end.
  - Xinef
    
    The only thing that kills people is when they stop not dying. This has been extensively tested and proven correct in every case. I guess they could give Ken a Nobel Prize for that!
  - KungFuKlobber
    
    Guns don’t kill people. Ken kills people!
    - IDPounder
      
      Kadoosh kills people?
Hfar

Good guy that Masuhiro. I’m certain these negotiations will go off with a bang.
- Mike
  
  The negotiations will be all smoke and… well, not mirrors. But smoke and something.
  - http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
    
    Something that perhaps emits smoke when it is fired.
- http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
  
  OH YOU!!
IDPounder

What about the KADOOSH? There was supposed to be a Wataro-shattering KADOOSH!!!
- Thiago Kurovski
  
  Even KADOOSH!!! loses its appeal when you have lost the love of your life. But fear not! Yumiko will go after the love of her life, and then they will combine their KADOOSH!!!s to show the Wataro the most terrible game ever created: DOUBLES KAADOOOOSH!!!!!!!
  - http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
    
    KADOOSH DEUX, if you will.
- http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
  
  Yeah, no KADOOSH, no deal!
  - Neska
    
    I’m sure KADOOSH!!!!! will be involved, they’re just gonna try some diplomacy first . . . get all the Wataro higher-ups in one place, then KADOOSH!!!!!!
KungFuKlobber

Tanaka is a winner. Fortune favors the bald!
- http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
  
  He certainly has one the ‘baldest general’ contest.
AmberOne

This shall not end well. Purely because at this moment, Masuhiro is acting in a logical manner and people are approving.
- Thiago Kurovski
  
  There lies madness!
  - AmberOne
    
    Damn straight.
- Xinef
  
  Though Yukizane also approves, so it might just end well. He has the power of using even such absurd things as logic to his benefit.
  - http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
    
    Yukizane is the base by which all logic is measured.
    - Xinef
      
      And Cho is the exponent that when divided by fish explains why a stone cannot do math as well as a rhinoceros. Unless they are sitting in a bar, drinking sake.
      - Mike
        
        …Exactly! I think.
      - Neska
        
        With enough sake, all things are possible!
CC

And you guys are up to 98%! Congratulations!
- http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
  
  98% and beyond, friend!
Sunwu

And with my $100 I have finally slayed the last 91% of the kick-starter! mortal combat style!!
- http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
  
  YOU DID THAT SUNWU?? You are the hero of NN4B! I’m sure you’ll love the book, be sure to request a cool drawing from me, because I want to draw you the coolest thing you can think of.
  - Sunwu
    
    is it a 1 or 2 char limit this time? cause I’ll pay for the extra char.
    - http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
      
      Sunwu, for you I will draw two characters.
Sunwu

Oh the Daimyo’s plan broke down!
As Riccardo’s guns got passed around!
the Senshin will wish it hadn’t come to this!
As the Daimyo’s plan broke down!
OH What fun! a wonderful! Time! Nataku’s gonna commit some more bad war crimes
Now the Daimyo’s plan broke down!
But you won’t seen Ken frown!
It’ll work out fine he’ll play kadoosh! all the time
Because the Daimyo’s plan broke down!
- KungFuKlobber
  
  I feel like I should know what this is a parody of, but I don’t. Halp?
  - Sunwu
    
    It’s the looney tunes Theme “The merry go round broke down!”
  - http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
    
    Sunwu is a dealer in the obscure, Kungfu!
noisyparker

Some leader… look at him pandering shamelessly to the masses [in that immediate area].
- http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
  
  Masuhiro knows his audience!
  - KungFuKlobber
    
    For once!
John Smith

Does anyone else see the bonus comic of Genchu with new sound effects? Because it is a thing of beauty.

Very sword
Much out
So scare

😀
- http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
  
  I thought it was pure brilliance, but it hasn’t garnered much attention. Perhaps it’s just another example of under appreciated modern art.
  - John Smith
    
    Oh shoot, now I’ve lost it! Help me, oh great one!
Sabriel415

I’m sure it’s been answered somewhere, but why is the header a repeating pattern of elf ladies with pink hair?
- http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
  
  I find your comment so baffling I’m not even sure how to respond to it! Do you mean you see pink haired elf women as the website’s header image? Because I can safely say you should not be seeing that. You may want to try using a different browser.
  - Sabriel415
    
    Well, I was seeing pink hair elf women as the header image, but no longer. For whatever strange reason, they appeared and have now disappeared.
    - http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
      
      I am relieved!
      - Thiago Kurovski
        
        I thought he was doing a Cho parody…
Kid Chaos

Don’t stop not dying, Masuhiro! (You finally came up with a good strategy!)

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