Ken’s really romancing the stone, here! I love this dialog, and despite how I usually write Ken’s lines, this was all Joe’s doing! I’m kind of jealous of how great it is, wish I’d thought of it.
On the twelfth day of Bushido, my true love gave to me
Twelve angry ninja
Eleven Senshin soldiers
Ten plucky farmers
Nine flying arrows
Eight swigs of sake
Seven Bunzo boulders
Six wacky travelers
Five birdfish eggs
Four Demons of Sorrow
Three foreigners
Two Shaolin monks
And a Kunoichi by an oak tree
KFK We always seem to be good at making Boshido X-mas Carols You did the Grinch parody we did roudolph the red nose reindeer with general Atsumori together
The NN4FB fandom is kick ass when it comes to X-mas carol parodies
It want something along the lines of
“General Atsumori! Had a very shiny nose and if you ever saw it you would even say it glows, all of the other Samurai used to Laugh and call him names…..then one foggy twisted eve daimyo came came to say Atsu with your nose so bright won’t you slay some folks tonight…”
Joe’s threatened, once or twice, that he’d move all the comments over to the new site. It would be a massive undertaking, though, and we are extraordinarily busybodies here.
What am I gonna do – what about the ninja?
Gotta draw the sword without delay
Why shouldn’t I get emotional – its called a blood rage
Stains on the sword will wipe away.
Over the hill I go, killing another forest
Gonna gut this 8!43# nice and slow
Huge Zanbatou wiping out the scenery
One big swipe like a reapers blow
Rip Rip woodchip – gotta find the ninja
gonna gut the girl no mercy hey!
nightmare, dreaming – can’t you hear the screaming?
chainsaw, eyesore – more decay
The only thing preventing these brilliant alternate lyrics from shining is that no one has ever heard of this song before! (Well, by no one, I mean me…)
…I wonder if Australia has even been discovered by Europeans in the NN4B world yet.
Once a jolly Ronin, strolled into a ninja trap
under the shade of some nipponese flora
and he talked as he walked felling all the trees that bothered him
“you’ll shoot a mile when I drop kick yer face!”
Drop kick yer faaaace DROP KICK YER FAAAACE
You’ll shoot a mile when I drop kick yer face
and he talked as he3 walked falling all the trees that bothered him
“You’ll dhoot a mile when I drop kick yer face!”
I wish you were a merry ninja
oh how I wish you were a merry ninja
oh god how I wished you were a merry ninja
as I ran away
oh god how it hurts
your arrow in my knee
your sword in my spleen
oh shit I’m bleeding out
oh please stop trying to kill me
oh please stop trying to kill me
oh dear god stop trying to kill me
it wasn’t my fault.
oh god how it hurts
your arrow in my knee
your sword in my spleen
oh shit I’m bleeding out
I hope everyone’s aware that the only reason we’re associating these pages with Christmas is because of the time of year! In several months time, I feel this comment will be instrumental in explaining the deluge of Christmas themes in the comments. No one could figure it out, otherwise, certainly!
I leave the shipping as your prerogative. Also, I thought the most dangerous game was playing badminton with a stick of lit dynamite while riding wild grizzly bears.
Nah…definitely romancing a ninja. As the saying goes:
“Hell hath no fury like a woman ninja who is being flirted at.”
I’d rather risk the grizzly bears…
Playing badminton with a lit stick of dynamite is more dangerous to me without the wild grizzly bears: At least if you have bears, it’s survivable:
Serve and take cover on the proper side of the bear. You only need to last a couple seconds against the bear before the dynamite goes off. And a bear is an awesome cover…
Who’s up for a game? I’d invite, but I only have wild tigers around these parts.
dangerous indicates you have a actual chance to survive. playing badminton with a stick of lit dynamite while riding wild grizzly bears WILL result in death
So THAT’S why all the trees in the last page were being destroyed in a straight line; all the ropes ahead of Ken mean that she’s leading him into some sort of trap!
Running carefree through the forest, hacking it down tree by tree in single minded pursuit, swearing to inflict grievous bodily harm while you try to murder each other. *sigh* Dates in the old days just had a certain something special.
None of this thumb twiddling we have now! Back then, if you liked the girl, you just tried to drop a tree on her. Made your intentions 100% crystal clear!
Ken is so …er… eloquent here. I wonder if she’ll still take him up on the implied date?
Speculate at your own risk!
On the twelfth day of Bushido, my true love gave to me
Twelve angry ninja
Eleven Senshin soldiers
Ten plucky farmers
Nine flying arrows
Eight swigs of sake
Seven Bunzo boulders
Six wacky travelers
Five birdfish eggs
Four Demons of Sorrow
Three foreigners
Two Shaolin monks
And a Kunoichi by an oak tree
lol
KFK We always seem to be good at making Boshido X-mas Carols You did the Grinch parody we did roudolph the red nose reindeer with general Atsumori together
The NN4FB fandom is kick ass when it comes to X-mas carol parodies
I don’t remember the Atsumori one. It’s a pity all the old comments got purged.
It want something along the lines of
“General Atsumori! Had a very shiny nose and if you ever saw it you would even say it glows, all of the other Samurai used to Laugh and call him names…..then one foggy twisted eve daimyo came came to say Atsu with your nose so bright won’t you slay some folks tonight…”
And so on
Joe’s threatened, once or twice, that he’d move all the comments over to the new site. It would be a massive undertaking, though, and we are extraordinarily busybodies here.
*swigs egg nog*
What am I gonna do – what about the ninja?
Gotta draw the sword without delay
Why shouldn’t I get emotional – its called a blood rage
Stains on the sword will wipe away.
Over the hill I go, killing another forest
Gonna gut this 8!43# nice and slow
Huge Zanbatou wiping out the scenery
One big swipe like a reapers blow
Rip Rip woodchip – gotta find the ninja
gonna gut the girl no mercy hey!
nightmare, dreaming – can’t you hear the screaming?
chainsaw, eyesore – more decay
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOQKzvXKW5Q
The only thing preventing these brilliant alternate lyrics from shining is that no one has ever heard of this song before! (Well, by no one, I mean me…)
I’ll inject some Aussie culture into you yet!
…I wonder if Australia has even been discovered by Europeans in the NN4B world yet.
Once a jolly Ronin, strolled into a ninja trap
under the shade of some nipponese flora
and he talked as he walked felling all the trees that bothered him
“you’ll shoot a mile when I drop kick yer face!”
Drop kick yer faaaace DROP KICK YER FAAAACE
You’ll shoot a mile when I drop kick yer face
and he talked as he3 walked falling all the trees that bothered him
“You’ll dhoot a mile when I drop kick yer face!”
Waltzing Matilda?
I have a pretty good Naruto/Old MacDonald parody I could use, but I don’t think it would fit the general theme.
I wish you were a merry ninja
oh how I wish you were a merry ninja
oh god how I wished you were a merry ninja
as I ran away
oh god how it hurts
your arrow in my knee
your sword in my spleen
oh shit I’m bleeding out
oh please stop trying to kill me
oh please stop trying to kill me
oh dear god stop trying to kill me
it wasn’t my fault.
oh god how it hurts
your arrow in my knee
your sword in my spleen
oh shit I’m bleeding out
I hope everyone’s aware that the only reason we’re associating these pages with Christmas is because of the time of year! In several months time, I feel this comment will be instrumental in explaining the deluge of Christmas themes in the comments. No one could figure it out, otherwise, certainly!
Tales of Ken’s leveling of the forest spread far and wide, and eventually, cutting down large swathes of forest became a Christmas tradition.
Your song, its lyrics penetrate my soul. I love it.
romancing a ninja. the real most dangerous game.
Extremely dangerous, but oh so worth it if successful.
By the way how can we NOT ship these two now?
I leave the shipping as your prerogative. Also, I thought the most dangerous game was playing badminton with a stick of lit dynamite while riding wild grizzly bears.
Nah…definitely romancing a ninja. As the saying goes:
“Hell hath no fury like a woman ninja who is being flirted at.”
I’d rather risk the grizzly bears…
Playing badminton with a lit stick of dynamite is more dangerous to me without the wild grizzly bears: At least if you have bears, it’s survivable:
Serve and take cover on the proper side of the bear. You only need to last a couple seconds against the bear before the dynamite goes off. And a bear is an awesome cover…
Who’s up for a game? I’d invite, but I only have wild tigers around these parts.
dangerous indicates you have a actual chance to survive. playing badminton with a stick of lit dynamite while riding wild grizzly bears WILL result in death
KenxSword there is always KenxSword.
So THAT’S why all the trees in the last page were being destroyed in a straight line; all the ropes ahead of Ken mean that she’s leading him into some sort of trap!
Oh she’s leading him on alright! Yumiko likes to play hard to get.
Is that why she has so many scars and an eye-patch? She kept playing hard to get and the guys tried so hard to get that it resulted in violence?
You should’ve seen the boys afterwards! Not a pretty sight.
Don’t give up, Ken! Her infinite quiver is totally worth it.
Her unlimited supply of arrows is sorta nice, too.
I-it’s not like she’s impressed by him or anything, B-baka!
Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here’s my Arrow! kill me maybe!
stop handing out the instruments of your own demise!
Running carefree through the forest, hacking it down tree by tree in single minded pursuit, swearing to inflict grievous bodily harm while you try to murder each other. *sigh* Dates in the old days just had a certain something special.
None of this thumb twiddling we have now! Back then, if you liked the girl, you just tried to drop a tree on her. Made your intentions 100% crystal clear!
She’s kinda hot.
Most definitely.
Is she single? :-p
Probably.
The comic still needs some good guy ninja types.
….. I ship it.
Ship it! Ship it good!
Ken’s sword looks too small in panel 2, but it’s a whole page of Ken so it’s inherently awesome!
Ken’s sword is actually made of mimetic polyalloy so it can shift sizes when he suddenly needs to pull off more agile maneuvers with it.
Okydoky!
So ken is the Terminator? (pause) Seems legit.
okay so Ken’s flirting, the pigs are flying and it’s the apocalypse outside but everything is fine
Who wouldnt be wooed by such sweet words?