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Hey now, I know we’ve done this same joke a bunch of times, but we haven’t done it in a while! And, come on, that was pretty funny! Well, I thought it was, at least…

The original dialog I’d cooked up for this page was even more hysterical, although significantly more inappropriate! You can find it here for anyone interested.

Published on November 24, 2013 by Alex Kolesar

slogra

Hard times for Matsuhiro.
- http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
  
  Oh Slogra,you know it’s spelled Masuhiro! Don’t make me hunt you down and destroy you!
  - Kire Du’Hai
    
    I did it too. Don’t know why. Some sort of weird ‘T’ reflex on the keyboard whenever we see it, I guess. I swear we know better!
    - KungFuKlobber
      
      He drives a Matsubishi.
      - Kid Chaos
        
        Not a Matzerati? 😎
CaptainBetrayer

Worst part is having to see the doctor about spending a few weeks in there.
(Much less the few years we’ve been stuck in there through him. I mean!)
- http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
  
  The nightmare will all be over soon, I suspect!
IDPounder

I’d make another comment about Masuhiro and wardrobe malfunctions, but really…it’s too easy.
- http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
  
  Noooo, you should make that comment anyway. I’ll allow it.
  - IDPounder
    
    Ack, should’ve read this earlier! Completely forgot my original thought.
    
    However…seeing as how we’re still generating hilarity from the poor man’s character flaw, here’s a challenge for you! I don’t think he’s run into Yumiko yet in one of his escape attempts. Since she apparently doesn’t talk much, how will you manage to have her stop him when she can’t engage him in awkward conversation?
    
    CAN YOU HANDLE THE CHALLENGE?!?!
    - http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
      
      He was actually assaulted by a combined Yumilo/Ayane attack at one point! Although if we’re talking about a hypothetical one on one face off scenario, I think Yumiko wouldn’t play the same game as the the other two girls. She’s far more no nonsense, so she’d probably just kick him in the balls and drag him back to his cell, to heck with seduction.
Kire Du’Hai

Oh, Matsuhiro… you never learn.

And we love you for it, for it is much hilarious.
- http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
  
  IT KEEPS BEING FUNNY!!
- John Smith
  
  *sigh* Distracted by the sexy…again. Good thing there’s a rescue squad on the way, huh? 😀
  - jwkovell
    
    I don’t think it’s a recognized trope, but I always thought Masuhiro suffered from “misplaced chivalry”, which is sort of a side-effect of being distracted by the sexy.
    
    As above, he often loses focus when he tries to regain composure – or recover from failing his own moral code.
    
    The best example of this is the infamous bath scene where he voluntarily turns his back to Suzuka in a state of undress.
    - http://insolenz.echoing.org/ SotiCoto
      
      Or… y’know… misplaced Bushido… because someone got rid of theirs on account of having no need for it.
Gillsing

Geta to the face! I like her stern look in that last panel. It just says “shut up”.

So, in the third panel, is “a few week” supposed to be “a few weeks”?
- http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
  
  OH GILLSING I had this pointed out to me before I posted the page and i still forgot to fix it! Well, it’s fixed now, sir!
random viewer

He is between a rock and a hard place. Literally.
- http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
  
  He may be between a rock and a lot of soft places come the next page.
  - Eltharrion
    
    I’m not sure if that’s so bad, or good thing…
    “I’ll show you a glimpse of heaven before throwing you down into hell”, huh.
  - random viewer
    
    I can’t help but think that the innuendo-hilarity will continue, then… 😀
Hfar

It’s a good thing this place has hardened him because he’s going to have to give some these girls the pounding of their lives if he wants to be free.
- Sunwu
  
  He’ll need to come in like a wrecking ball and never hit so hard for love
- http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
  
  Hfar, your comment is hilariously close to the original dialog for this page!
  - Hfar
    
    I’m saving this.
    - Eltharrion
      
      Not the only one buddy, not the only one.
      Plus, I kinda like how he seems to change his focus on how two-minded he can sound AFTER getting a good look at the cleavage shot there… Talk about mind-altering ninja techniques.
  - IDPounder
    
    Priceless! But the sound effect should’ve been “BLUEBALLS!”
- MoveAlongCitizen
  
  If any man could, it’d be Masuhiro.
Jaibyrd

Someone’s manhood isn’t in question… or is it?
- http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
  
  I think his manhood is the last thing in need of questioning.
Guest

One of these days he’ll need to learn to get over that.
- http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
  
  Get over seduction? That would be a bummer.
  - Matthew Geletka
    
    He COULD fight with his eyes closed… But we all know he won’t!
    - Kid Chaos
      
      Yori already has dibs on that, but maybe he could give Masuhiro a few pointers.
Charvale

It’s nice to know that some things never change for Masuhiro…
=^_^=
Oh, and I called it on the high kicks!
- http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
  
  You totally did! I read your last comment i was like like “yeah, that’s how it’s gonna go down.”
Anonymouse

Masuhiro so badass he defeated himself
- http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
  
  Masuhiro is endlessly self defeating, it would seem.
charles81

Just wait ’till he gets back into his pink armour…

Real men wear pink!
- http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
  
  it’s maroon!
  - charles81
    
    Its totally a pretty pin.. er MANLY pink armour
    http://nn4b.com/?webcomic1=92
    
    Masuhiro clearly supports breast awareness.
    - charles81
      
      BREAST CANCER AWARENESS! I SAID CANCER!
      - http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
        
        A cancer joke?? Charles, I’d scold you for lack of fact if I weren’t laughing so hard!
- Matthew Geletka
  
  It’s lightish-red!
  - randompersonality
    
    Hello my fellow Red vs Blue fan! ^_^
    - margarinecup
      
      Hello from the future my fellow RvB fans!
Sunwu

Awww the Daimyo probably just misses his wife
- http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
  
  Of course! Kagome an Masuhiro have a deep and loving relationship that he would never consider betraying. Let’s assume that sentence wasn’t sarcasm.
  - Sunwu
    
    He had to do things in that prison to survive What happens in the Ninja Cave Stays in the Ninja cave.
Johannes Hjortshøj

I keep telling myself he can’t be that daft. And I keep eating my words.
- http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
  
  An yet he’s so competent at other stuff! Flaws make characters more interesting! Even when it’s a nonsensical flaw that’s just played for laughs countless times until everyone gets fed up and goes home.
  - Johannes Hjortshøj
    
    I know, flaws create conflict, and there is drama in conflict. And i’m not complaining, its hilarious 😀 . Besides I’ve found that my words taste pretty good with some saffron.
    - JumpinJakes
      
      http://www.dramabutton.com/ and drama needs this…
      - Kire Du’Hai
        
        …But for the more terrifying drama, one needs this:
        
        http://www.myinstants.com/instant/psycho/
Redundant Jovian Thor

HA! Losefocus!
AngryFrenchKanadian

It is a well-known fact that all men are perverts.

At least, according to TV Tropes.
poo4nnfb

I’m still so glad you’re back in the groove at nnfb Alex. You seem like you’ve been having a blast, nnfb is #1.
- http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai
  
  It helps that we have just written some hilarious script for this part of the comic! I think it’s, hands down, the funniest part of the comic so far. And we haven’t even gotten to the best parts of it! I’m definitely enjoying getting it down on paper. Also, the more frequent updates are definitely keeping up the story’s pace.
Dresh Magi

Running joke f
or what, 7,8 years? More? No matter, never ever gets old!
Da’Zlein

Distract via sexy: a true ninja strategy
Hineko

Aaaand that’s the fourth strike.
Speedy Marsh

It’s just … I feel so awful for getting trapped by hotness, every time I get caught… It’s mourning wood.
RobinGoodfellow

I can’t lie, Masuhiro is probably my favorite character. If you ever had the free time or inclination, I’d read the crap out of a comic about his and Yukizane’s life before the children, maybe even before Masuhiro married? Because the two of them are amazing
Also, I do appreciate the cheesecake whenever Masuhiro’s on the page. Mm ;3
This guy

This isn’t even a shipping, it’s just gross.
Insane Disciple

“sigh”
RobinGoodfellow

-wince- Oh god, flipping like that without any support would be so freaking painful.

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