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It would seem Priest Alvarez is still getting the hang of this whole preachin’ thing. The captain knows how it’s done, though!

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  • Redundant Jovian Thor

    aah! i am so pleased to see this moving again!!!

    It’s been years since i last read a new page of NNFB!! and here i got about 5 in a row! 😀 seems like we’re closing in on the prophecy 😀

    • suburban_samurai

      Glad to be back, but HEY NOW the comic’s only been on hiatus for one year! It just felt like multiple years, is all.

      • Redundant Jovian Thor

        what year was the haiatus? I have been away from the internet for the bulk of the last 2 years 😛

        • suburban_samurai

          No internet?? How is that possible?

          • Redundant Jovian Thor

            i was in a littl place outside of Oro Grande, between victorville and barstow, right on route 66, in the middle of the fucking mojave.

            Actually, i love the sunsets…

  • Gillsing

    You have to wear garish clothes, and raise your voice? I was never any good at selling stuff.

    • suburban_samurai

      Well there’s your problem!

      • Dani

        That… actually really explains some of the obnoxiously-coloured promo outfits sent from head office. I was wondering why they always chose eye-searing shades

  • KungFuKlobber

    Do the angle brackets mean they’re speaking Portuguese rather than Japanese? And are the Bibles in Latin? The good Padre might just be having difficulty with the language barrier.

    • suburban_samurai

      Yes, I added brackets to the previous page also, since they’re speaking a foreign language. That’ll be painfully obvious in a few more pages, I assure you!

    • Sunwu

      Good to see you again KFK

  • Johannes Hjortshøj

    I always find it difficult to tell the difference between a sales pitch and religious preaching.

    • suburban_samurai

      I think many consider them to be the same sort of thing…

      • Sam DunKley

        They require the same sort of skills, at any rate.

    • MoveAlongCitizen

      One stops being useful when people die, the other doesn’t.

  • Davin

    Just wanted to say I’m awfully excited to see the comic back in action. Time for me to go back through the archives a bit and brush up.

  • Sunwu

    “Hello My name is Elder Alvarez and I would like to share with you this most amazing book….”

    • suburban_samurai

      Thank you for quoting the cleanest song in the musical. This site is PG13, after all! Also, I love Book of Mormon.

      • Sunwu

        XD I’ll try to keep that in mind

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