Someone is in deny.
Well he’s not in a river in Egypt.
I regret nothing.
Oh, he’s not hurt! He was just sleepy after the killing . . . possibly drunk too . . .
That feet story is going to be past around campfires for years to come
Ok he’s DEFINITELY just faking being passed out, waiting for someone to say something disagreeable as an excuse to punch them.
OR the Tao really needs a lot of people randomly punched.