I don’t know how, but I know that Uso is cheating.
He’s planning to hand out straws of an equal length and then break the bottom off his. Saw it once in Sailor Moon XD
Longest would make more sense from a fair play standpoint. Too easy to cheat when aiming for the shortest, since he just needs to break whichever one is left over until it is shorter than the others… obviously.
Looking real good now!